Monday, July 6, 2009

Beat It at the Club All Night Long

Atlanta's Sutra Lounge is throwing a Michael Jackson party on Friday and I couldn't let the opportunity to make that joke pass me by. They will be playing music by the King of Pop all evening long, so you can finally tell people you Beat It in the middle of a club along with 300 other people all night long.

Hahaha, fantastic masterbation joke. Anyway, I've got a friend promoting the event, so if you live near Atlanta and it sounds appealing to you, let me know and he can put you on the list. Knowing that the music will be Michael Jackson and MJ covers all night long, does actually sound pretty appealing, so I might be there as well.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

AT&T applies a $10 monthly recurring charge to American Idol voters

Got a weird recurring charge on your phone bill for $9.99 a month? Did you vote for American Idol? AT&T is screwing you.

It's not really anything out of the ordinary for AT&T. They are constantly finding themselves the subject of public outrage after pulling this kind of scam. But this time, they went mainstream and started charging people who voted for American Idol (an election that rivals the US Presidential vote in numbers and the Iran Presidential election in shady biased results).

At the end of every show Ryan Seacrest reminds the audience that "Standard Text Messaging Rates Apply" to votes received via text message. When I hear this, I think "yeah, that's cool. I have unlimited free texts" but that's not the case.

Christina writes "I kept getting $9.99 charges for the past 3-4 months. Well this last bill had THREE $9.99 charges on it. I'm getting tired of paying these charges that I have no idea what they are from." After some time, Christina called ATT to inquire about the charges. The rep explained to Christina that after voting for American Idol, the $9.99 monthly service was attached to Christina's account. The bizarre thing is that the subscription doesn't come in as an "American Idol" line item, but goes by unfamiliar names that don't make sense.

But AT&T isn't the only one looking to profit from the American Idol text messaging vote system. Verizon tags a $1 charge to every vote cast towards the hit FOX competition series billing it as a "Premium Text Message". So that teenage daughter that just voted for Adam Lambert 100 times, just flushed a benjamin down the drain.

Neither T-Mobile nor Sprint charge any extra fees on top of regular text messaging rates for the American Idol votes.

Since we're on the subject of text messaging, here's a common myth that is not true:
"If you delete a text message before reading it, you are not billed for it."
I've always heard both that once you receive a text message, you are billed for it as well as the argument that the cell phone company only bills you for it if you open it. I did some research and found that AT&T charges you for the text message as soon as you receive it on your phone, not matter if you delete it immediately or read it. This is straight from att.com's support page.


Q. What messages am I billed for?
A. AT&T bills for all messages whether sent or received, read or unread, solicited or unsolicited. Also, any message sent or received that is longer than 160 characters will be delivered as multiple segments of up to 160 characters each. Each segment is billed as a separate message.


In addition to AT&T, T-Mobile and Verizon charge for the incoming text messages as well despite what actions you take after receiving the message on your phone. I wasn't able to find anything on Sprint's website regarding how incoming text's are handled, but I spoke with 2 customer service representatives who both told me if the text is deleted before being opened, the end user will not be charged.

This is a glimpse into how cellular service companies can really push the customer around however they want, and AT&T is perhaps the biggest culprit. With the iPhone on their side, people have no choice but to sign up with the cell phone giant who nearly went bankrupt before Apple came along and saved them. The AT&T iPhone exclusivity contract expires at the end of this year and AT&T is doing everything it can to keep the iPhone from leaving the carrier in the dust. Analyst predict that were Apple to break free from AT&T and stretch across multiple carriers, their profits would continue to soar as its former exclusive carrier would lose a large percentage of its business and iPhone service plans would become much cheaper. #KeepYourFingersCrossed

Monday, June 29, 2009

Unplugged in Peidmont


Something I've wanted to do for a while (and by a while I mean for the past 8 years or so) is to grab a guitar, maybe some kind of pot or something to drum with, get a couple people together and go to a street corner or park and play a set of about 10 songs or so kind of like a street performer.

At one point I'd had the thought to dress in ratty clothes as if I were homeless or something like that, but I can imagine the legitimate homeless people may have an issue with that. Although, I'd also had the though to put out a tip jar or whatever and donate anything people put in it to a homeless guy.

Anyway, I've decided that since summer is here, I'm gonna do it. I've been toying around with some easy songs that I both enjoy and can play on guitar. I've got about 13 songs together and now I just need some willing volunteers to give it a go with me. I'm definitely no Rex Burk when it comes to guitar but I think I can carry these songs, so if you are interested in flirting with some public performance anxiety, I'm looking at hitting up Peidmont Park or a similar venue sometime in the next month or so.

This list may change, but here's what I've got so far:
  • "Use Your Love" - The Outfield
  • "Hey Jealousy" - Gin Blossoms
  • "Poker Face" - Lady GaGa
  • "Gives You Hell" - All-American Rejects
  • "Novacaine" - Green Day
  • "The Pretender" - Foo Fighters
  • "Circus" - Britney Spears
  • "Cry for You" - September
  • "I Kissed A Girl" - Katy Perry
  • "Original Prankster" - Foo Fighters
  • "Hey There Delilah" - Plain White Tees
  • "Boom Boom Pow" - Black Eyed Peas
  • "One of the Boys" - Katy Perry
  • "Live Your Life" - T.I. & Rihanna

So let me know if you are interested. Also, if you know how to play any instrument, that'd be helpful too. I can write out music for pretty much anything. Guitar, flute, french horn, a pair of spoons, anything. We don't really have to be good, it's all just for fun. Leave me a comment if you live in the Atlanta area and are interested.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Fisting Statue of Liberty


Lately I feel like the Daily Show and the Colbert Report has lost it's flair. I'm not sure if its the new administration in office, or if the show itself has lost the pizazz or maybe it's just me. I did however laugh my ass off during last night's episode, especially Stephen Colbert's mention of the "Fisting Statue of Liberty". You may be asking yourself What is a fisting statue of liberty? and if that's the case, you should probably find out.


The Fisting Statue of Liberty is a key element in the internet labrynth "Not pr0n" available here: http://www.deathball.net/notpron/ . Not pr0n is a multi-leveled puzzle game, in which each step of the puzzle presents the user with a new page in which the user must determine how to get to the next level, whether it is changing the url, putting in a password hidden within the page, playing a sound backwards, or some other sort of computer function. I can't express enough how much fun this game is- especially if you know anything about web design.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Get Ready for Summer Blitz 2009 Field Day!

The Studio7 Crew is putting together a field day. That's right! 3-Legged Races, Tug-Of-War, Water Balloon Toss, yeah, the good stuff from your child hood! I'm planning everything out now and I want to make sure to be able to include as many people as possible. The more people we have, the more teams I can form and the more competitve it will get. I plan on having teams make flags, and stuff. Hoping everyone will really get into it.

If you're a reader of my blog, then I'd love to have you there.
Follow this link and fill out the survey real quick. It's super brief, just getting scheduling info:

http://www.summerblitz.co.cc/

I'll end the survey in the next day or two, so fill it out as soon as possible so I can get your input!

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Summer Blitz 2009


Last weekend I was reminded of how great life is.

Over Memorial Day Weekend, I got to go camping with some good friends and shared some great memories. We canoed down a creek in Rome, Georgia and it was definitely one of the most exciting canoe trips I've ever had. There was a fallen tree in the middle of the creek that we had to lean back and drift under; at one point, the Mandy (in the canoe in the lead) yelled "Stop! Stop! There's big animals" and we got to canoe passed a head of cows in the creek with us. It rained quite a bit but despite that the trip turned out great. Plus, the Jello Shots were a great success. Jessica planned the entire trip and it turned out incredible!

With a very heavy heart I pleaded with Liane to stay in America another year but it looks like there's not much that can change her upcoming departure. She's been a great friend to both Jessica and myself and we hate to see her go. It's like having a small kitten that you love and then one day when you open the door it runs out into the wild unknown of Germany. Be safe out there, little kitten! Come back soon! We have milk. And also dippin dots ice cream.

I got to share a lovely Memorial Day with Jessica. No matter what challenges we face, we face them together and it makes everything seem alright knowing that I'll always have her by my side. She is a wonderful person and I'm so lucky to have her in my life. We've got an exciting summer ahead of us.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Cancelled TV Shows


It's that special time of the year that every actor on a Fox show fears as stations announce which shows will not be returning in the Fall. Interestingly Fox got one-upped on their reputation as the trigger happy network by NBC who cut over twice as many shows as Fox this year. The term "cancelled" I use a little lightly, as I know some of the shows listed below (such as "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno") decided to end their series for reasons other than actually be cancelled by the network themselves. Let's take a look at some of the shows we'll be saying good bye to.

FOX
It's always fun to poke fun at the fact that Fox cancels shows prematurely. I think they often find shows with great concepts (such as Reunion - I wish I had seen that before it got cancelled), and sometimes things just don't pan out, it's all a ratings game and Fox is a strict enforcer. Maybe thats why they have the top 2 most watched shows on TV now and often fill up 4 to 5 of the top ten shows in the ratings. I think we can all appreciate that Fox very well knows when it makes a critical mistake and does right to make up for it by bringing back Family Guy. And, if you're still pissed off about FireFly, you got a major movie out of the deal and the show went out on a high note, rather than making Willow a lesbian or killing off a major likeable sidekick character in the first season.

Again, while I don't know the full details on why some of these shows will not be returning, I think it's especially bizarre that both King of the Hill and Prison Break will both not be returning while DollHouse remains on the air. I've seen a couple of episodes of DollHouse and I'm convinced the only reason this show is on the air in the first place is Fox apologizing to Joss Whedon for that whole FireFly fiasco. And from what I've read, that's the only reason it's being kept around. Fox has stated "This is a big bet on Joss Whedon" regarding DollHouse not being cancelled this season.

Mike Judge won't be going home empty handed, as he jumps down the dial to ABC with his new animated show "The Goode Family". And to fill that Animation Domination, the Seth MacFarlane empire continues to expand and cast a shadow over the Simpsons as "The Cleveland Show" premieres next Fall. Matt Groening is probably praying for a Family Guy Resurrection type miracle to happen with Futurama before the Simpsons gets a boot to make way for more MacFarlane voices.

There's a lot I could say about Fox cancelling Prison Break. TV died a little when the cancellation was first announced, but all that can be said is that Prison Break was an incredible show. It captured audiences and ratings for 2 solid and great seasons. It may have been the writers strike short season or the pure nature of a show focused around an event that can only happen so many times, but the show definitely made a mark on those who watched it and pushed the envelope for all shows about prison and evading the law to a new level. R.I.P. Scofield

FOX's Cancelled Shows
Do Not Disturb
Hole in the Wall
King of the Hill
MADtv
Prison Break
Sit Down, Shut Up
TalkShow With Spike Feresten
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles




ABC
Oh, ABC. I sometimes wonder if I would ever even flip by your channel if you didn't have LOST. I do know that you have a following with Greys which continues to amaze me everytime I happen to see it and I've heard good things about Pushing Daisies and do like the general concept of the show, but you just seem to not really have anything to offer me other than everyone's favorite mystery show.

I've honestly not heard of most of the shows ABC has decided to cut this season, but I do know that Boston Legal had a good run. Eli Stone seemed to go so young, but there definitely was something missing there. It wasn't a bad show, but there was something missing. Can't put my finger on it. And Pushing Daisies was an innovative and fun concept for a show, I can only hope the network decides to try more ideas like this one and avoid the Cop-Drama fever that CBS has.

ABC's Cancelled Shows
According to Jim
Boston Legal
Dirty Sexy Money
Eli Stone
Homeland Security USA
Life on Mars
Opportunity Knocks
Pushing Daisies




CBSWow. That is a short list of cancelled shows for CBS. I don't really have much to work with there. I haven't seen CSI since Grissom left but hopefully Lawrence Fishburn is filling in nicely. The last time I checked, CBS was still the number one watched network, despite Fox having so many shows in the top 10 for ratings. Keep up the good work CBS.

Special Note: Jerry Bruckheimer produces many many shows on CBS, none of which were cancelled. All hail the Bruck!

CBS's Cancelled Shows
The Ex List
Swingtown




NBCA couple NBC shows, we knew were ending such as ER. If you've watched anything on NBC lately, you can't miss a commercial for "The Final Season of ER" that they've been airing the entire season. It's really unfortunate that creator Michael Criton didn't get to see the show come to an end. Criton was an incredible author and will be missed from the literary, film, and television industry.

Everyone who watched American Gladiators knew it wouldn't last long. After Ninja Warrior began airing on G4TV, it's hard to compare aged people being shot by nerf guns. I could have guessed My Own Worst Enemy would be cancelled by watching the previews for it. I think the only shocker from the NBC cancel list is Life. I have a couple of friends who speak highly of it, but maybe America is finally getting tired of Cop Dramas.

NBC's Cancelled Shows
America's Toughest Jobs
American Gladiators
The Baby Borrowers
Celebrity Circus
Celebrity Family Feud
The Chopping Block
Crusoe
ER
Fear Itself
Last Comic Standing
Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Life
Lipstick Jungle
Momma's Boys
Most Outrageous Moments
My Own Worst Enemy
Nashville Star
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno




Non-NetworkIt is amazing Mind of Mencia is just now being cancelled and wasn't cancelled right in the middle of its second episode.

Never seen either but still surprised to see The L Word and The Shield on the list. Wondering if, like Battlestar Galactica, they just decided it's time to end it before we go downhill.

Guess its safe to say neither Will nor Grace will have much luck outside of their token roles, as both of their new series have been cancelled (The Starter Wife, Trust Me)

The Suite Life of Zack and Cody was actually a pretty watchable show for the Disney Channel, but I imagine you can only have a show like that for so long til the kids are too old for it. I'm sure Ashley Tisdale has better things to do now anyways.

And TRL has been cancelled. The one show on MTV that still showed music videos (or at least partial clips of them). The Carson Daly legacy is dead.

Non-Network Cancelled Shows
13 - Fear Is Real
4REAL
Battlestar Galactica
Charlie Jade
Chocolate News
D.L. Hughley Breaks the News
Easy Money
Flip That House
Frank TV
In Harm's Way
Kyle XY
Mind of Mencia
Roommates
Stargate Atlantis
Stylista
The Emperor's New School
The L Word
The Middleman
The Shield
The Starter Wife
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
Trading Spaces
TRL (Total Request Live)
Trust Me
Valentine


But with every show cancelled, a new time slot is open and a whole new batch of new shows will soon be hitting the air. Keep your fingers crossed that we continue to see more scripted shows and less reality television.