Monday, July 6, 2009

Beat It at the Club All Night Long

Atlanta's Sutra Lounge is throwing a Michael Jackson party on Friday and I couldn't let the opportunity to make that joke pass me by. They will be playing music by the King of Pop all evening long, so you can finally tell people you Beat It in the middle of a club along with 300 other people all night long.

Hahaha, fantastic masterbation joke. Anyway, I've got a friend promoting the event, so if you live near Atlanta and it sounds appealing to you, let me know and he can put you on the list. Knowing that the music will be Michael Jackson and MJ covers all night long, does actually sound pretty appealing, so I might be there as well.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

AT&T applies a $10 monthly recurring charge to American Idol voters

Got a weird recurring charge on your phone bill for $9.99 a month? Did you vote for American Idol? AT&T is screwing you.

It's not really anything out of the ordinary for AT&T. They are constantly finding themselves the subject of public outrage after pulling this kind of scam. But this time, they went mainstream and started charging people who voted for American Idol (an election that rivals the US Presidential vote in numbers and the Iran Presidential election in shady biased results).

At the end of every show Ryan Seacrest reminds the audience that "Standard Text Messaging Rates Apply" to votes received via text message. When I hear this, I think "yeah, that's cool. I have unlimited free texts" but that's not the case.

Christina writes "I kept getting $9.99 charges for the past 3-4 months. Well this last bill had THREE $9.99 charges on it. I'm getting tired of paying these charges that I have no idea what they are from." After some time, Christina called ATT to inquire about the charges. The rep explained to Christina that after voting for American Idol, the $9.99 monthly service was attached to Christina's account. The bizarre thing is that the subscription doesn't come in as an "American Idol" line item, but goes by unfamiliar names that don't make sense.

But AT&T isn't the only one looking to profit from the American Idol text messaging vote system. Verizon tags a $1 charge to every vote cast towards the hit FOX competition series billing it as a "Premium Text Message". So that teenage daughter that just voted for Adam Lambert 100 times, just flushed a benjamin down the drain.

Neither T-Mobile nor Sprint charge any extra fees on top of regular text messaging rates for the American Idol votes.

Since we're on the subject of text messaging, here's a common myth that is not true:
"If you delete a text message before reading it, you are not billed for it."
I've always heard both that once you receive a text message, you are billed for it as well as the argument that the cell phone company only bills you for it if you open it. I did some research and found that AT&T charges you for the text message as soon as you receive it on your phone, not matter if you delete it immediately or read it. This is straight from att.com's support page.


Q. What messages am I billed for?
A. AT&T bills for all messages whether sent or received, read or unread, solicited or unsolicited. Also, any message sent or received that is longer than 160 characters will be delivered as multiple segments of up to 160 characters each. Each segment is billed as a separate message.


In addition to AT&T, T-Mobile and Verizon charge for the incoming text messages as well despite what actions you take after receiving the message on your phone. I wasn't able to find anything on Sprint's website regarding how incoming text's are handled, but I spoke with 2 customer service representatives who both told me if the text is deleted before being opened, the end user will not be charged.

This is a glimpse into how cellular service companies can really push the customer around however they want, and AT&T is perhaps the biggest culprit. With the iPhone on their side, people have no choice but to sign up with the cell phone giant who nearly went bankrupt before Apple came along and saved them. The AT&T iPhone exclusivity contract expires at the end of this year and AT&T is doing everything it can to keep the iPhone from leaving the carrier in the dust. Analyst predict that were Apple to break free from AT&T and stretch across multiple carriers, their profits would continue to soar as its former exclusive carrier would lose a large percentage of its business and iPhone service plans would become much cheaper. #KeepYourFingersCrossed

Monday, June 29, 2009

Unplugged in Peidmont


Something I've wanted to do for a while (and by a while I mean for the past 8 years or so) is to grab a guitar, maybe some kind of pot or something to drum with, get a couple people together and go to a street corner or park and play a set of about 10 songs or so kind of like a street performer.

At one point I'd had the thought to dress in ratty clothes as if I were homeless or something like that, but I can imagine the legitimate homeless people may have an issue with that. Although, I'd also had the though to put out a tip jar or whatever and donate anything people put in it to a homeless guy.

Anyway, I've decided that since summer is here, I'm gonna do it. I've been toying around with some easy songs that I both enjoy and can play on guitar. I've got about 13 songs together and now I just need some willing volunteers to give it a go with me. I'm definitely no Rex Burk when it comes to guitar but I think I can carry these songs, so if you are interested in flirting with some public performance anxiety, I'm looking at hitting up Peidmont Park or a similar venue sometime in the next month or so.

This list may change, but here's what I've got so far:
  • "Use Your Love" - The Outfield
  • "Hey Jealousy" - Gin Blossoms
  • "Poker Face" - Lady GaGa
  • "Gives You Hell" - All-American Rejects
  • "Novacaine" - Green Day
  • "The Pretender" - Foo Fighters
  • "Circus" - Britney Spears
  • "Cry for You" - September
  • "I Kissed A Girl" - Katy Perry
  • "Original Prankster" - Foo Fighters
  • "Hey There Delilah" - Plain White Tees
  • "Boom Boom Pow" - Black Eyed Peas
  • "One of the Boys" - Katy Perry
  • "Live Your Life" - T.I. & Rihanna

So let me know if you are interested. Also, if you know how to play any instrument, that'd be helpful too. I can write out music for pretty much anything. Guitar, flute, french horn, a pair of spoons, anything. We don't really have to be good, it's all just for fun. Leave me a comment if you live in the Atlanta area and are interested.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Fisting Statue of Liberty


Lately I feel like the Daily Show and the Colbert Report has lost it's flair. I'm not sure if its the new administration in office, or if the show itself has lost the pizazz or maybe it's just me. I did however laugh my ass off during last night's episode, especially Stephen Colbert's mention of the "Fisting Statue of Liberty". You may be asking yourself What is a fisting statue of liberty? and if that's the case, you should probably find out.


The Fisting Statue of Liberty is a key element in the internet labrynth "Not pr0n" available here: http://www.deathball.net/notpron/ . Not pr0n is a multi-leveled puzzle game, in which each step of the puzzle presents the user with a new page in which the user must determine how to get to the next level, whether it is changing the url, putting in a password hidden within the page, playing a sound backwards, or some other sort of computer function. I can't express enough how much fun this game is- especially if you know anything about web design.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Get Ready for Summer Blitz 2009 Field Day!

The Studio7 Crew is putting together a field day. That's right! 3-Legged Races, Tug-Of-War, Water Balloon Toss, yeah, the good stuff from your child hood! I'm planning everything out now and I want to make sure to be able to include as many people as possible. The more people we have, the more teams I can form and the more competitve it will get. I plan on having teams make flags, and stuff. Hoping everyone will really get into it.

If you're a reader of my blog, then I'd love to have you there.
Follow this link and fill out the survey real quick. It's super brief, just getting scheduling info:

http://www.summerblitz.co.cc/

I'll end the survey in the next day or two, so fill it out as soon as possible so I can get your input!

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Summer Blitz 2009


Last weekend I was reminded of how great life is.

Over Memorial Day Weekend, I got to go camping with some good friends and shared some great memories. We canoed down a creek in Rome, Georgia and it was definitely one of the most exciting canoe trips I've ever had. There was a fallen tree in the middle of the creek that we had to lean back and drift under; at one point, the Mandy (in the canoe in the lead) yelled "Stop! Stop! There's big animals" and we got to canoe passed a head of cows in the creek with us. It rained quite a bit but despite that the trip turned out great. Plus, the Jello Shots were a great success. Jessica planned the entire trip and it turned out incredible!

With a very heavy heart I pleaded with Liane to stay in America another year but it looks like there's not much that can change her upcoming departure. She's been a great friend to both Jessica and myself and we hate to see her go. It's like having a small kitten that you love and then one day when you open the door it runs out into the wild unknown of Germany. Be safe out there, little kitten! Come back soon! We have milk. And also dippin dots ice cream.

I got to share a lovely Memorial Day with Jessica. No matter what challenges we face, we face them together and it makes everything seem alright knowing that I'll always have her by my side. She is a wonderful person and I'm so lucky to have her in my life. We've got an exciting summer ahead of us.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Cancelled TV Shows


It's that special time of the year that every actor on a Fox show fears as stations announce which shows will not be returning in the Fall. Interestingly Fox got one-upped on their reputation as the trigger happy network by NBC who cut over twice as many shows as Fox this year. The term "cancelled" I use a little lightly, as I know some of the shows listed below (such as "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno") decided to end their series for reasons other than actually be cancelled by the network themselves. Let's take a look at some of the shows we'll be saying good bye to.

FOX
It's always fun to poke fun at the fact that Fox cancels shows prematurely. I think they often find shows with great concepts (such as Reunion - I wish I had seen that before it got cancelled), and sometimes things just don't pan out, it's all a ratings game and Fox is a strict enforcer. Maybe thats why they have the top 2 most watched shows on TV now and often fill up 4 to 5 of the top ten shows in the ratings. I think we can all appreciate that Fox very well knows when it makes a critical mistake and does right to make up for it by bringing back Family Guy. And, if you're still pissed off about FireFly, you got a major movie out of the deal and the show went out on a high note, rather than making Willow a lesbian or killing off a major likeable sidekick character in the first season.

Again, while I don't know the full details on why some of these shows will not be returning, I think it's especially bizarre that both King of the Hill and Prison Break will both not be returning while DollHouse remains on the air. I've seen a couple of episodes of DollHouse and I'm convinced the only reason this show is on the air in the first place is Fox apologizing to Joss Whedon for that whole FireFly fiasco. And from what I've read, that's the only reason it's being kept around. Fox has stated "This is a big bet on Joss Whedon" regarding DollHouse not being cancelled this season.

Mike Judge won't be going home empty handed, as he jumps down the dial to ABC with his new animated show "The Goode Family". And to fill that Animation Domination, the Seth MacFarlane empire continues to expand and cast a shadow over the Simpsons as "The Cleveland Show" premieres next Fall. Matt Groening is probably praying for a Family Guy Resurrection type miracle to happen with Futurama before the Simpsons gets a boot to make way for more MacFarlane voices.

There's a lot I could say about Fox cancelling Prison Break. TV died a little when the cancellation was first announced, but all that can be said is that Prison Break was an incredible show. It captured audiences and ratings for 2 solid and great seasons. It may have been the writers strike short season or the pure nature of a show focused around an event that can only happen so many times, but the show definitely made a mark on those who watched it and pushed the envelope for all shows about prison and evading the law to a new level. R.I.P. Scofield

FOX's Cancelled Shows
Do Not Disturb
Hole in the Wall
King of the Hill
MADtv
Prison Break
Sit Down, Shut Up
TalkShow With Spike Feresten
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles




ABC
Oh, ABC. I sometimes wonder if I would ever even flip by your channel if you didn't have LOST. I do know that you have a following with Greys which continues to amaze me everytime I happen to see it and I've heard good things about Pushing Daisies and do like the general concept of the show, but you just seem to not really have anything to offer me other than everyone's favorite mystery show.

I've honestly not heard of most of the shows ABC has decided to cut this season, but I do know that Boston Legal had a good run. Eli Stone seemed to go so young, but there definitely was something missing there. It wasn't a bad show, but there was something missing. Can't put my finger on it. And Pushing Daisies was an innovative and fun concept for a show, I can only hope the network decides to try more ideas like this one and avoid the Cop-Drama fever that CBS has.

ABC's Cancelled Shows
According to Jim
Boston Legal
Dirty Sexy Money
Eli Stone
Homeland Security USA
Life on Mars
Opportunity Knocks
Pushing Daisies




CBSWow. That is a short list of cancelled shows for CBS. I don't really have much to work with there. I haven't seen CSI since Grissom left but hopefully Lawrence Fishburn is filling in nicely. The last time I checked, CBS was still the number one watched network, despite Fox having so many shows in the top 10 for ratings. Keep up the good work CBS.

Special Note: Jerry Bruckheimer produces many many shows on CBS, none of which were cancelled. All hail the Bruck!

CBS's Cancelled Shows
The Ex List
Swingtown




NBCA couple NBC shows, we knew were ending such as ER. If you've watched anything on NBC lately, you can't miss a commercial for "The Final Season of ER" that they've been airing the entire season. It's really unfortunate that creator Michael Criton didn't get to see the show come to an end. Criton was an incredible author and will be missed from the literary, film, and television industry.

Everyone who watched American Gladiators knew it wouldn't last long. After Ninja Warrior began airing on G4TV, it's hard to compare aged people being shot by nerf guns. I could have guessed My Own Worst Enemy would be cancelled by watching the previews for it. I think the only shocker from the NBC cancel list is Life. I have a couple of friends who speak highly of it, but maybe America is finally getting tired of Cop Dramas.

NBC's Cancelled Shows
America's Toughest Jobs
American Gladiators
The Baby Borrowers
Celebrity Circus
Celebrity Family Feud
The Chopping Block
Crusoe
ER
Fear Itself
Last Comic Standing
Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Life
Lipstick Jungle
Momma's Boys
Most Outrageous Moments
My Own Worst Enemy
Nashville Star
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno




Non-NetworkIt is amazing Mind of Mencia is just now being cancelled and wasn't cancelled right in the middle of its second episode.

Never seen either but still surprised to see The L Word and The Shield on the list. Wondering if, like Battlestar Galactica, they just decided it's time to end it before we go downhill.

Guess its safe to say neither Will nor Grace will have much luck outside of their token roles, as both of their new series have been cancelled (The Starter Wife, Trust Me)

The Suite Life of Zack and Cody was actually a pretty watchable show for the Disney Channel, but I imagine you can only have a show like that for so long til the kids are too old for it. I'm sure Ashley Tisdale has better things to do now anyways.

And TRL has been cancelled. The one show on MTV that still showed music videos (or at least partial clips of them). The Carson Daly legacy is dead.

Non-Network Cancelled Shows
13 - Fear Is Real
4REAL
Battlestar Galactica
Charlie Jade
Chocolate News
D.L. Hughley Breaks the News
Easy Money
Flip That House
Frank TV
In Harm's Way
Kyle XY
Mind of Mencia
Roommates
Stargate Atlantis
Stylista
The Emperor's New School
The L Word
The Middleman
The Shield
The Starter Wife
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
Trading Spaces
TRL (Total Request Live)
Trust Me
Valentine


But with every show cancelled, a new time slot is open and a whole new batch of new shows will soon be hitting the air. Keep your fingers crossed that we continue to see more scripted shows and less reality television.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Oh That Kristina... (Vol. 2 "The Nail Polish Incident")

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When my family first moved into a new house, my mom caught my sister painting her nails on the carpet several times. She would always warn her not to have the nail polish in the living room and time after time my sister would still do it, just when my mom wasn't around.

One day, Kristina was painting her toe nails while home alone when she spilled the nail polish at the tip of her leg stretched out towards the television. She slightly panicked just in time to hear the door open as my mom arrived home from work.

"Hey, Kristina, I'm home."
My mom announced herself as my sister quickly sat down on the nail polish stain, not but two feet from the television set.

"Why are you sitting so close to the TV?"
my mom inquired as she walked into the room.

Searching for a good excuse, my sister arrived at
"Oh ... Just stretching."

As these comics have no legs, I found it easier to go with the "I need glasses" angle. One quick tip, if you or your sister or daughter or an au pair ever spills nail polish on the carpet, Nail Polish Remover works wonders! (Seems so simple, doesn't it?)

Oh That Kristina... (Vol. 1 "The Chalk Incident")

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Once my sister was drawing her name on our basement walls with Chalk.
All over the basement "K R I S T I N A".
In cursive.
In print.
In all caps.
Etc.

My mom came down the stairs to find her up to no good and shouted,
"Kristina! What are you doing? Your dad is going to be so mad!"

Startled, yet still thinking on her feet, my sister quickly came up with a plan.
She looked innocently at my mom and responded,
"Don't tell him who did it"

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

My Generation in 140 Characters or Less


I recently saw Watchmen (a little late, I know, but hell, it was only 75 cents) and I have got to say I was bored out of my mind for nearly the entire movie. I made some observations about not just Watchmen, but the the entire movies, television and video industry in general. When I was younger, I used to cling onto every minute of a movie and feel disappointed when the end credits started rolling. Yet lately, I find myself constantly wondering "How much longer is this going to take?". In fact, there aren't many movies I have seen in the past year that I didn't think could have been trimmed down a little. I would wonder is this just something that comes with age, but my parents don't seem share the same feelings. What seperates my recent lack of attention span from their own?It's not just movies. I constantly find myself sitting through television shows wishing Tivo had the ability to speed it up, maybe just 20 percent faster, or god forbid, the crew cut out some unnecessary parts and just fill in the rest of the time slot with commercials or something. Nothing annoys me more than a lingering pace, much like the one I saw in the nearly 3 hour Watchmen - much of which could have been pushed into a montage or the opening credits (much like Wolverine's opening credits - Perfect!). Even YouTube videos that exceed about a 7 minutes mark tend to have me moving on to the Related Videos or More from this User panel.

Not until I started going to bed last did I find a possible answer as to what has triggered this Video-A.D.D. I've acquired as I started watching [adultswim]. A large majority of this station's programming is fulfilled with a collection of scenes no longer than two minutes each. In fact, some of their shows are barely over 10 minutes total running time such as Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Frisky Dingo to name some of my favorites. Even the flagship of the station, Family Guy cuts up its scenes and kicks the pacing into 5th gear by splicing flash backs and reference videos about every other minutes or so. And Robot Chicken, well, that's the pot of gold for people like me. Was that sketch funny? Doesn't matter, it was only 5 seconds long. On to the next one!

[adult swim] is not alone in fueling this condition. YouTube plays probably just as big of a role in my developing habit. With the information super highway at my fingertip, I'm not shooting through videos like fruit at the grocery store. If it doesn't grab my attention within the first 10 seconds, I skip to the middle. If nothing interesting is happening at the random point I drop my mouse, so much for that video and on to the next.

And how about that Smart Phone? It doesn't matter if you have an iPhone or a BlackBerry, not matter what you cannot stand in a line alone anymore without playing with it. Facebook, Twitter, Chat, Email, the World Wide Web available anywhere in the world. I don't even need a newspaper anymore, I can get everything I need from this little 4 oz computer that I carry with me at all times, not to mention, most of the headlines have to grab my attention in 140 characters or less.

If you haven't lost interest in reading this blog yet, then chances are you've got a longer attention span than myself. Let me know what your thoughts on it.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

IE (vs) FireFox: A New Leader Emerges

For the past 7 years, W3Schools.com has been keeping track of what internet browsers are most commonly used, what screen resolution is at, what operating systems are being run, etc. I checked in on them this past week to find that Internet Explorer is no longer the most commonly used browser (as of Jan '09). After more than a decade of being the leader in internet browsing technology, IE has about 5% less users than Fire Fox. In fact, in looking through FireFox's history, it's done nothing but grown in popularity, except during the release of Google Chrome (which I've not heard great things about, but with a name like Google backing it, I'm sure it will come around soon enough).


There have been two guiding factors behind Internet Explorer's success:
1) It comes pre-installed on your computer.
2) Because it was the leading browser, all developers code for Internet Explorer.

Having it pre-installed on my computer and not having to go download yet another piece of software was what primarily attracted me to Internet Explorer, but I noticed on my new computer at work that it now came both equipped with both IE and FireFox. This could be related to FireFox's recent success in over taking the leading browser spot. It's also got the underdog spirit with it. You'll find a lot of people in the IT industry that claim FireFox is superior simply because it's not made by MicroSoft (whether or not FF > IE). When I meet an IT guy who starts bashing MicroSoft, it's always a turn off, but then again this is probably all better saved for another blog.

Despite having FireFox already installed on my new work computer, I've continued to use IE since it was the leading web browser. In my web development work, it's imperative to write sites for the end user, and while I want to make sure people using FireFox is covered, Internet Explorer was always the highest priority, as it had over 18% more users last year.

But now everything has been changed. With FireFox now being the most common used browser on the market, I'm now getting used to using it for everything. I've noticed that they have improved a lot since their former versions. It doesn't seem to have an issue with javascript anymore. It also tends to load a lot faster initially, but then when I attempt to go to the first site of my session, it takes a little longer than IE. And of course, I've been to several sites where the CSS doesn't quite work all the way; Internet Explorer and FireFox sometimes have different terms for style sheets and some developers don't check their sites with both browsers.

It will be interesting to see what happens with the Google Chrome browser. They talked a big game while it was in production, but it's not had the successful launch it planned for. But, I've rarely come across a piece of Google technology, that in time didn't impress me.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Review of X-Men: Wolverine


I wanted to wait a while and let everything sink in before diving into a little review of the new X-Men movie Wolverine. To start off, I should say that this was my least favorite of the X-men series, but I still enjoyed it. It will be very difficult for any X-Men movie to ever top X2, and I knew that going into Wolverine. I should also mention that Wolverine has never been one of my favorite characters in the comics/cartoon. I think Hugh Jackman does a great job with him, but I just don't really care for the character himself.

When I first saw the preview, I was excited to finally see Gambit in the movies! Gambit has always been my favorite X-men character and it's good to see him get some screen time, after he was written out of X2. It's difficult to say they did him justice because he was only in the movie for maybe 5 minutes of running time, but those 5 minutes were fantastic. I could have used a little more cajun accent out of him, but I'll have to let it slide, because he did at one point use the poker cards as a weapon and I may have yelled "squeeee!" in the theatre at that point. (P.S. You can see poker superstar Daniel Negreanu playing poker with Gambit in one scene)

If you watched the trailer and thought to yourself, "Oh Snap! I finally get to see ______" (Insert any character you saw in the preview besides Wolverine and Sabertooth here), then you'll be mildly disappointed. Most characters don't show up on screen for long, but I guess this is a Wolverine movie, not an X-men movie. Bolt, Blob, Deadpool, Emma Frost, etc etc - None are on screen for a significant amount of time. One cool thing is that there is a lot of talk circulating a Deadpool movie starring Ryan Reynolds. He was great in Wolverine and I really wish we could have seen him more.

The two characters I really could have used less of was John Wraith played by Will.I.Am and Stryker. Wow, I never expected Will.I.Am to be such an awful actor. I couldn't wait for him to get killed or fall down a hole or decide to move to the wilderness of Canada to be alone with himself and spare us all. Danny Huston had one of the most difficult jobs in this movie, playing up to Brian Cox's role in the 2003 movie X2. Brian Cox was incredible and Danny Huston just didn't have that same appeal. Since we're comparing anyways, there is a certain magic that Brian Singer brought to the first 2 X-Men movies, whereas somewhat new director Gavin Hood just didn't have the touch.

As far as the plot, as a whole, this just seemed like a bunch of action sequences thrown together with a shot or two of Hugh Jackman naked thrown in for the female audience. They make a small attempt at a story of love and loss with Wolverine, but it is pretty weak compared to the tragedy of Jean Gray and Cyclops in the previous movies. However, I guess its not fair to compare this movies to its predecessors. For an action movie, it did a great job of keeping me entertained. I never once thought, when is this movie going to be over and with the ADD I've been cultivating with YouTube videos lately, that's really saying something. I'm glad I got to see this one in theatres. May is going to be a really good month for Hollywood with Wolverine, Angels & Demons, Star Trek, and Terminator Salvation. I'd put my money on Star Trek to be the movie of the summer.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

President Evil: The Web Series

Some of you may know that last November Adam, Jessica, Holden and I attempted to revive the President Evil concept that Jay and I made in college. We filmed three episodes and then Adam moved to Dubai, but he came back and we finally got episodes 2 and 3 off his computer.


President Evil is a web series about a zombie that becomes President and two men who find it their duty to kill the new leader of the free world, President Grogg.


The idea began in 2004 during the George Bush / John Kerry election season. "President Evil: The Beginning" was entered into the Mercer University Halloween Film Festival and won 1st place. Heroes Chip and Jim feel their patriotic duty to slay this surprisingly effective new President to save mankind from zombie...kind


Four years later, while Obama and McCain led campaigns, a new set of heroes found themselves fighting against the zombie executive branch after a re-election keeps President Grogg in office. After saving the economy, balancing the nation budget, mending foreign affairs, and saving the country, President Grogg is still just a zombie to Nick and Mack who are fed up with brains on their pizza in "President Evil: Re-Election Day".


Nick and Mack hit the road bound for Washington DC and with a little help from their friends, they aim to take down the zombie empire with guns blazing.


Episode 1: "Re-Election Day"



Episode 2: "Campaign Strategies"



Episode 3: "Right To Bear Arms"



And, in case you've never seen the original one that Jay and I made in 2004, here it is. As a fair warning, we only had one night to write, film, and edit it. Plus, it ran longer than expected, so we had to cut it short (film festival had a 6 minute limit)


Episode 0: "The Beginning"


Friday, April 17, 2009

The Pirate Bay takes on a Ship Load of Damage





If you have never been to The Pirate Bay website, it's essentially the Napster of the late '00s. Rather than download a program that lets you search for peers with mp3s, The Pirate Bay is a website that allows users to post links to bittorrent files. The bittorrent files are then used in a bittorrent client which uses the file to find users sharing the file you are trying to download.

After a legal battle, The Pirate Bay founders were each sentenced to one year in prison and an alltogether fine of $3.6 million (yowsers!). They were originally charged with "assisting copyright infringement" which was dropped; but were convicted on "assisting making available copyrighted material".

It sounds as if they made up that charge to fit exactly what they were doing. I do agree that they did break that law, if it is in fact a law. I always enjoy seeing the progress of internet law as the internet seems to move much faster than lawmakers can keep up with, but it seems like this time the law won. As we move farther and farther away from cds and dvds and more into pure software, I think we'll see more agressive action on the music, movie, and gaming industry's part to eliminate warez (pirating).

Blockbuster and Netflix both offer forms of watching movies directly over the internet and most television stations have now posted their show episodes online. It's only a short time before Blockbuster ends up having to shut it's stores down and netflix stops mailing you DVDs. I imagine within the next 5 years, we'll see the beginning of the collapse of cable and satellite television. Everything will be streamed via the internet to a small computer hooked up to your TV or straight to your hand held devices. And as history has shown us, the less hardware, the lower cost of pirating.


Thursday, April 16, 2009

Obama Sends a Firm Message with New High Speed Rail Line


President Obama has been supporting this new high speed rail line, or so the headlines would leave me to believe. Despite the title of this post and the associated picture, I am actually quite excited about this. The sooner we can rely less on oil, and cars in general, the better. I am all for public mass transportation. I wish Atlanta had a better public transportation system. For those of you non-Atliens, we have Marta which makes a plus through Atlanta, one line going north and south, and one line going east and west. It's great if you want to go to somewhere on the plus, but otherwise, you're up shit creek (which is also 7 blocks away from Marta).


This new high speed rail line gives a lot of potential to lower travel costs, I imagine it will also bring down the cost of airline tickets. When I first read about the project, I got very excited at the possibility of having a high speed rail line straight from Atlanta to Vegas, or at least maybe Los Angeles. Unfortunately, I won't be making the cross country journey via train, as the tracks don't go anywhere near the mid west. It's great if I chose to take a trip up to Washington DC, but the map is set to for the most part keep me on this side of the mississippi. It's as if the people who designed MARTA were asked to make a train system that made it easier to travel around the country.


It really does nothing for the West coast. I suppose it lightens up traffic on I-5 a little. The entire Mid-West is omitted from the track, though I imagine - I hope - the plan is to eventually connect all of the lines. There are even plans to hit two canadian cities, yet none to bridge the East and West sides of America. This is why we have such strong tensions between gangs on opposing sides of the country.


I'm sure there were several considerations taken, but I would have foreseen something more along the lines of this (Ignore the circles and highlighted Oklahoma). This plan hits the biggest cities in America as well as sweep into several of the other high travel cities that are in path along the lines between the large cities. This also hits most of the major airline hub cities (which I'm sure is part of the reason Obama's map doesn't look like this).



Cities this map covers:

  • Miami
  • Atlanta
  • Nashville
  • Washington DC
  • Houston
  • New York
  • Boston
  • Detroit
  • Chicago
  • Kansas City
  • Oklahoma City
  • Dallas
  • Denver
  • Salt Lake City
  • Seattle
  • San Francisco
  • Albaquerque
  • Pheonix
  • Los Angeles
  • (After drawing the map, I realize I should have maybe included New Orleans btw Atlanta and Houston)

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Some much to do! So little time!


Feels like I have so much I want to do with so little time. Here's a list of thing I hope to do within the next 2 months before I go to China. These are not necessarily in any particular order.


  • Complete current big web development project (est. 2-3 more weeks)

  • Learn how to program iPhone applications

  • Get a band together for May 9th "Fame" party and learn 20-30 songs

  • Finish putting together ADL Directory site and start marketing it.

  • Finish filming Ting Ting's "Thats not My Name" music video and edit it.

  • Bang out a solid script for President Evil series / movie.

  • Come up with a new name for President Evil series / movie (the PE name is flooded on youtube)

  • Finish at least half of the BNS2 novel.

  • Finish planning Deuces Wild Vegas Trip

I might just cut out sleep for the next 2 months, that should help me get more of these things accomplished. I would estimate that within the next 60 days, I should be able to cap off at least half, if not 3/4 of these To-DO items.

Funny License Plates

Found a bunch of funny license plates online at various sites. I couldn't upload them to blogger for some reason, so they may take a while to load as they are all coming from their original hosting sites. For that same reason, some may not load at all if the original publisher changes the link or removes them.

RobIsTheBomb.Com
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Honing in on a Music Video concept for this weekend



First I'd like to thank everyone who voted on the poll or expressed your preferences to me in one form or another for the upcoming music video shoot this weekend. As we are drawing closer to the call time, I've been working on getting a script together / picking a song to use.

Oddly enough, I'm now drawn to a song that wasn't even in the voting. It's called "That's Not My Name" by a band called "The Ting Tings". It's a fun goofy song that's got a good beat. The concept will be centered around a softball field, which is perfect for Saturday. We can shoot the video, then play dodgeball. Perfect sunny afternoon.

In addition, we can film a "How To Play Dodgeball" video for our new and future players. Not 100% on the "That's Not My Name" video yet, but it's the only one I've got an idea for and I'd really like to email the plot to my dodgeball peeps and start casting for the vid by tomorrow night (wednesday night). Adam's working on some of his own ideas as well. Might be able to film two videos this weekend. w00t!

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Process Release Party at Standard (Buckhead)

Adam and I produced this short video after attending the Process Release Party at Standard in Buckhead. If you're into boutiques, they've got some neat stuff. Not really my style, but Adam loves them.


Friday, March 27, 2009

Music Video Poll - What Video Should We Make?


Getting back into video production and what better way to relight the fire than with a music video. I have a bunch of ideas for videos, but I thought, why not get you all involved as many of you will probably be the cast and crew of the video. Select one of the songs below that you'd prefer to make a video for. Also, feel free to leave a comment explaining why. Or if you like several of the options, leave a comment. You don't have to sign in, just leave it anonymous, but leave your name in it so I know who you are :)

What Music Video Should We Make?
"Born For This" - Paramore
"If You Seek Amy" - Britney Spears
"Waking Up In Vegas" - Katy Perry
"Human After All (Deranged Remix)" - Daft Punk
"Ice Ice Baby (Dance Remix)" - Vanilla Ice
"Rock Star" - Hannah Montana
(Song To Be Determined) - Rammstein
"Rock Star (Blue Crush Remix)" - N.E.R.D.
"Faster Kill Pussycat" - Paul Oakenfold
"Hammerhead" - The Offspring
= see results =


Adam found most of these on Songza.com;
Paramore - http://songza.com/z/wpfflv
Britney - http://songza.com/z/y3zvqv
Katy Perry - http://songza.com/z/eq09lp
Hannah Montana - http://songza.com/z/lz3dp3
NERD regular version, not blue crush:( - http://songza.com/z/h0jkls
Couldn't find the others, but they exist.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

A Rebuttal to Time Traveling to the Future

This is a rebuttal to Titus' post regarding time travel and the benefits of traveling into the future. The original post can be seen here: http://flyasakite.blogspot.com/2009/03/time-travel-is-future.html


Per Holden's Back To The Future 2 theory, he suggested that time traveling to the past is boring/useless. Read his whole argument for a better idea of his theory. While Holden made several great points, after thinking about it, I've come up with some thoughts opposed to only time traveling to the future.

Time Traveling into the future would only be profitable if you could go back to your original time. Marty McFly had the delorean which was able to carry him back to 1985, but what if this jump was only a one time event. In such a case, going into the future may be unwise.

To begin with, there's the obvious plot that Blast From The Past, Encino Man, and Brenden Frasier in general has taught us. You will be uneducated about the world events that have occured since you time traveled. You would just be that guy who knows the same thing as old people do. Go on and on about how in his day, facebook and google ruled the world.

But maybe you decided to go far into the future, after laptops and desktop computers had gone the way of the dinosaur and cellphones were now old technology where everyone gets everything you need is in a chip implanted in you (Mulder was right). Man continues to evolve and get smarter with every jump. But you're still set in your old ways, now having to catch up to the faster world.

With out that delorean, you won't winning any horse races. The only way to use time traveled knowledge to make the dough is to travel back to 2004 and bet a hard eight when you know its coming, bet on the RedSox to win the World Series, and 4 8 15 16 23 42 to win the lottery. Maybe while you're in 2004, start up a website called Twitter and make even more bank. Oh and do us a favor and tell congress that GM, Ford, Chrysler, and AIG will sqwander any money they give them, and you should know, you're from the future.

The Veronicas at Six Flags Over Georgia?

Just heard some super exciting news through the grape vine. The Veronicas may be booked for a concert at Six Flags Over Georgia in the late summer! It's down to either Lady GaGa, Veronicas, or Brandy. (I know right? Brandy? Who is that? What year is it?).

The Veronicas are not extremely well known but they are definitely my favorite band of 2008 and thus far 2009. I'm torn as to whether I really want them to catch on just yet. I need to use a lot of their stuff for Breaking News: Channel 2. If they are already big stars by then, it will just be lame.

If you haven't heard of The Veronicas, you should definitely check them out. Look up these songs:
- Untouched
- 4ever
- Hook Me Up
- Everything I'm Not
- Revolution
- Revenge Is Sweeter Than You Ever Were

Also, if you've ever heard of Everlife, then you probably know the song "I Could Get Used To This". That was originally released by The Veronicas in 2005. Nearly the entire "Hook Me Up" CD was solid gold. Check them out. Let me know what you think.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Horse Racing and Speaking German

I spent the weekend in South Carolina betting on horses and learning German. I won $3 (balla!) at SteepleChase during an afternoon of hanging out with friends, drinking, playing beer pong, and watching horses race around the tracks while dressed up like the Great Gatsby. Going into with low expectations, I was really impressed with how much fun I had. While one of the horses I bet on won, another didn't even finish the race. I was wondering where it went and a few seconds later we heard the announcer call over the intercom, "Horse Ambulance to the track. Horse Ambulance to the track."

The word "Horse Ambulance" is code for "Truck to ship horse to glue factory".

On the way to and back from South Carolina, we watch movies and I inquired as to what all my favorite Rammstein songs where actually about with some new friends from Germany. I learned several new phrases that should be fun to put use to:

"Mutter" - Mother
"Benzin" - Gasoline
"Buck Dich" - Bend Over (typically said to a girl before mounting)
"Keine Lust" - Not tonight, I have a headache
"Mein Herz Brennt" - My heart burns
"Ich Will" - I want
"Du riechst so gut" - You smell so good
"Links 2 3 4" - Left 2 3 4 (as in a military march)
"Zwitter" - Hermaphrodite (this one was a lot of fun hearing the girls explain what it means)
"Tier" - Animal
"Spieluhr" - Music Box
"Seemann" - Sailor (a lot of confusion while they were explaining this one. I believe the phrase "Oh, I love seemann" was the highlight of the explanation)
"Rosenrot" - Rose color
"Feuer Frei!" - Fire away!
"Sonne" - Sun

Now I need a russian friend to explain to me what all these t.A.T.u songs mean.

Monday, March 16, 2009

No Dice on No Doubt

As it turns out, I will be out of town during the concert I was most looking forward to this Summer (No Doubt and Paramore). It's The Veronicas all over again, haha. At least I haven't bought the tickets before discovering I'll be out of town.

The good news is, I seem to have attracted enough interest for Lady GaGa and Katy Perry. Fall Out Boy is still on the maybe list.

Lady GaGa: April 9th @ 9:00 (Center Stage)
$20 - Currently Sold Out (of course)
Going to still see if I can get any of these tickets.

Katy Perry: April 15th @ 7:30 (Center Stage)
$18 - Also Sold Out ... Awesome
Workin on this one too

#FAIL

Hopefully more concerts will pop up further in the summer. Maybe I'll get really lucky and Evanescence, Green Day, The Offspring or The Veronicas will schedule a tour through the ATL.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Atlanta Concerts

My goal for the summer is to hit at least 3 big concerts. I've hit kind of a weird wall over the past 3 years where either I don't buy tickets to a concert until a week before the show and end up not getting tickets or I get tickets and then for some reason can't go. I've missed The Veronicas three times now because I've had to travel during their concert in Atlanta and ended up just throwing the tickets away.

So, I decided to take the law of nature into my own hands and plot out a plan. Below I've listed several Atlanta concerts this summer. If you'd like to go to any of them, let me know and we can grab tickets:

Lady GaGa - April 9th ($20)
Katy Perry - April 15th ($18)
Fall Out Boy - April 23rd (?)
No Doubt / Paramore - June 5th ($10)

(MORE TO COME)

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Girls Aloud

Thought I might share little known music group (at least in the US) with all you drunk internet surfers who somehow stumbled across my blog at 4 am at night. (I recently got a traffic analyzer and my key demographic seems to be people hitting the site between 1-4 am and surprisingly a couple hits from Guam).

Girls Aloud is a pop group from britain, very much in the Spice Girls fashion. As it turns out, they've been around for about 7 years and were a pretty big hit in England despite their speech impediments (british accents). They were formed on a television program similar to American Idol. They've got 8 CDs and 7 DVDs. To highlight some of their hits, I've found a great megamix that presents a lot of their big hits:



After they released the megamix above, Girls Aloud had another CD come out that has this great song called "Sexy No No No" on it. I really love this music video , got kind of a Marilyn Manson meets September vibe to it. If you don't know who September is, don't worry, that'll be a post for another day. Here's Girls Aloud's "Sexy No No No":


Tuesday, March 10, 2009

My Future Home

I've been doing some research on Michael Vick's old Mansion. It is required to capitalize the word Mansion when referring to this house because it is grande!

They recent had an auction for the house with a minimum bid of 3.2 Million Dollars. Neither of the two attending parties bid the minimum; therefore the house did not sell and word on the street is that the bank will lower the price to 3 Million before foreclosing on the house.

This house has 8 bedrooms, 11 bathrooms, and tons of extra rooms such as a library, game room, billiards room, lake side patios, porches, and balconies. It is incredible!

I got excited and called up Adam to see if I could get a mortgage loan for 3Mil. He was optimistic about it, hell- the mortgage industry isn't one to turn someone away from getting a mortgage they don't need.

Well, a little more research with a mortgage calculator showed me that I'd be paying 21K a month under a 30 year mortgage. Twenty-One Thousand Dollars a Month. That means, after calculating what I can only imagine the utilities and taxes will be, I'm looking for 7 roommates willing to pay $3,000 a month for rent to live in Michael Vick's ex-Castle.

::Sigh::

The dream is dead. Until the house goes into foreclosure, and gets as low as a $1 Million price tag, I won't be buying the Mansion. But just in case a couple of you have an extra 3K every month burning a whole in your pocket, here's some eye candy for what could be yours:













Monday, March 9, 2009

Watchmen and Free Movie Tickets

Going to see Watchmen tomorrow and I am superstoked despite all the bad reviews I've heard from a lot of friends. I'll post my own review after seeing the film, but I'm glad that some of the momentum of the previews has been extinguished so to lower my expectations of the movie.

Speaking of movies, I've got a pair of free movie tickets for a pre-screening tomorrow at Parkway Pointe at 7:00 PM. The movie is Race to Witch Mountain. Let me know if you're interested. You'll need to be there at least 30 minutes before the movie starts. Leave me a comment if you are interested.

Oh, and good news about the web development side projects. The DUI lawyer emailed me tonight saying he is satisfied with the site and we are going live tomorrow morning. I'll post a link after it's live. If you end up with a DUI in Kansas, this guy is your man.

Finishing side projects just in time for Dodgeball

We started Dodgeball up again this weekend and I am sore all over. The warm weather comes at a great time as I am finalizing my biggest side project this week. I have a meeting tomorrow at which I collect a nice check (all of which will be going to the mortgage payment - trying to pay off as much of the mortgage as I can now to make the interest take as low of a toll as possible). Sadly, I still haven't gotten paid for the DUI lawyer website. I'm not sure what is holding us up now, but as soon as I get the check, we'll be going live with it. I also started another small Atlanta DUI Lawyer project that will be ready by the end of the week as well.

With all of these projects coming to an end, I'm going to have plenty of free time for Dodgeball and I'll be picking up a couple more side projects as well, including some video projects. Speaking of which, be on the lookout for 2 new President Evil videos coming to YouTube soon (I'll post them on here as well).

Friday, March 6, 2009

Britney Spears Circus Tour in Atlanta

Was anyone who reads this lucky enough to see Britney in concert in Atlanta last night? I'm so mad that I didn't get tickets when they first went on sale. I found a great deal- $28 for Britney tickets, So stupid to have not jumped on that! Two weeks ago, I finally decided that I wanted to go. The only law abiding tickets I could find were $575 each. For the first time, I made a commitment to trying to win tickets from the radio, which of course was a bust.

When she made her first come back attempt in Spring 2006 with the secret concerts, I was actually lucky enough to be in San Diego where the first two occured. I heard about the first one the day after it happened, so I visited the gas lamp district and looked for tickets to her second show that night under the same fake name as the first. Tickets had skyrocketed from $15 to $200 for the cheapest. I found out later that tickets got as high as $700 right before the concert for a 20 minute show.

As it turns out, I ended up getting really sick last night anyways, so I guess its for the best I didn't get BritTix.

As a general poll, does anyone ever really win anything off the radio?

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Goin Places!

They say "Jed move to california, it's the place you oughta be!" A quick shout out to three friends who are doing great out in the California, official state of movie magic and wildfires.

Liz is on IMDb:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2774639/
(Speaking of Liz, you can now find her here on BlogSpot at http://melizabethhughes.blogspot.com/)
Liz has done an incredible job producing movies, web series, even reality shows for E!! (The first exclamation point is part of the channel name, the second is for excitement) You'll be seeing her name next to Jerry Bruckheimer's in no time!

Kevin is a Lawyer - WTF?!
For those of you who know Kevin Thomas from my childhood (and that's not likely many of you), you'll be very surprised to know that Kevin is now a lawyer out in LA. I'll hold my judgement on a lot of it, but it's good to see that Kev is now on the opposite side of the court room.

Baron plays with PlayStation all day at Work
Baron moved out to Cali earlier this year for an amazing opportunity. He designs this: http://playstation.com/ - I actually can't see what it looks like right now, because work has blocked nearly every site on the internet, but from what it looked like a couple days ago, this site is amazing! All done in .NET also - Word to MSoft.

I still plan on moving out to California one day. Hopefully soon. I can sell my house starting in October, but we'll have to see what the real estate market looks like then. Also, I've got a pretty great job right now, so that will be a factor as well.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Excitement at the Office

Today this guy came into the office and tried stealing some stuff. One of my employees was cool enough to question him when he walked by an office and saw the guy under a desk. He asked the guy what he was doing and suddenly the guy took off running outside. My employee ran to our Operations VP's office and told him about it. The thief had already gotten to his car and was speeding in reverse out of the complex parking lot, so not to show his license plate. Our VP was running him down on foot- this guy should be an olympic sprinter. Sadly, he couldn't beat the car's engine. But some guys from our customer service team were already in their car hot on the trail. They followed him towards the highway, but the guy was slick enough to evade their car in the lunch time traffic. As it turns out the guy stole one blackberry phone box. He'll be upset to find out later that the phone in the box is actually a plastic model for tradeshows, and virtually worthless. Needless to say, they've already started beefing up security. Exciting day at the office!

Friday, February 27, 2009

The Beauty of the Halo Soundtrack

Jessica and I were playing a game last weekend where I'd play a song from an old movie or video game and she'd try to guess the source. Having not grown up in America, it's got an extra challenge in that most of these games and older movies, she's never seen, so instead she would describe the atmosphere she perceives from the song.

I'd play the Spiderman movie theme by Danny Elfman and she'd explain the violins sound like someone flying through the air and the robotic percussion sounds something like a bugs, usually arriving at something that fits the movie the song is on the soundtrack for.

When we got to the Halo theme, it really made me appreciate the soundtrack of the game. There are basically two competing forces in the theme song. The first and most prevalent is the low strings- what everyone would sing if you asked them to hum the halo theme. Dun dun dun daaaaaah, dun dun dun daaaahhh, dun dun dun daaaaaa, dun dun dun dah dun dun dun dah dah dah. It's a very military style of music. Really gives you the image of troops gearing up and running into battle. The second element of the song is the tribal percussion. With several repeated hits on the uh of 4 and the down beat of 1 "Bah-bum", it makes me imagine something like a mayan tribe around a fire getting pumped up to fight off whoever it was the mayans fought with. You put the two together in the song and you've got the Earth dwelling troops vs the alien tribe dancing on the battlefield.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

My Entourage

A quick shout out to my entourage! Adam has two blogs now, one for his personal day to day ramblings about video games and another about his life as a mortgage broker. Josh Brown has created a blog as well, which I think we can all predict will be about fast cars and girls who have wronged him.

Adam:
Fly As A Kite (http://flyasakite.blogspot.com/)
Get Me a Mortgage (http://getmeamortgage.blogspot.com/)

Josh:
Rock Hand (http://rockhand.blogspot.com/)

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Good Flight Deals to Las Vegas

I'm getting a guys trip together for Las Vegas in early to mid May. I've been scouting the internet for cheap flights and the cheapest I've found is in the area of $329. It's on Delta and would get us out there around 8:30 PM on Friday, and we'd leave around 11 pm flying back into Atlanta around 5:30 AM.

I saw some great flight deals around thanksgiving and christmas for the area of $120 for flight and hotel via US Airways. If anyone has good cheap flight finding methods, let me know. Or if you see any good cheap flights going out to Las Vegas from Atlanta.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Pain Hate Love Blender Trailer

Jessica, Adam, Holden and I started a band called Pain Hate Love Blender. To be fair, Jay Owens coined the name about 3 years ago when it was Jay, Holden, Nathan, and myself. I'll never forget the night he gave the only copy of our album to a waitress at Chili's trying to score. 

Anywho, as a way of promoting the new band, we are starring in a Disney movie produced by Jerry Bruckheimer and directed by Michael Bay.

Check out the trailer: