Excitement at the Office

Today this guy came into the office and tried stealing some stuff. One of my employees was cool enough to question him when he walked by an office and saw the guy under a desk. He asked the guy what he was doing and suddenly the guy took off running outside. My employee ran to our Operations VP's office and told him about it. The thief had already gotten to his car and was speeding in reverse out of the complex parking lot, so not to show his license plate. Our VP was running him down on foot- this guy should be an olympic sprinter. Sadly, he couldn't beat the car's engine. But some guys from our customer service team were already in their car hot on the trail. They followed him towards the highway, but the guy was slick enough to evade their car in the lunch time traffic. As it turns out the guy stole one blackberry phone box. He'll be upset to find out later that the phone in the box is actually a plastic model for tradeshows, and virtually worthless. Needless to say, they've already started beefing up security. Exciting day at the office!